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[definecat]

You know the drill. I might get back to you. Or not. Depends on how exciting things are.

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[reneger]

can't eat it yet, but i can pick it up and freeze it for later

[definecat]

k

[There's a gap between messages before the next comes through.]

That was a bit of a strong reaction.

[reneger]

we've all been around the block a few times
i'm not gonna blame him for having shit that bothers him

[definecat]

I'm aware most humans have amusing responses to food before it's been packaged in ways that don't resemble the animal they came from. That was much more extreme than normal.

[reneger]

i'm not getting into rayner's shit with you
everyone's got shit that sets them off
you just hit on his

[definecat]

Anything else I should steer clear of in the future?

[reneger]

nope
just managed to find the one thing you probably shouldn't do in front of him and did it
congrats

[definecat]

Well, I am the best cat. How many others would make sure to butcher the present first?

[reneger]

next time, just break it up into bits, package it up, and put it in the freezer
significantly less of a problem that way