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[definecat]

You know the drill. I might get back to you. Or not. Depends on how exciting things are.

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[robintohood]

Hey, just checking if you're okay

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[definecat]

Why wouldn't I be?

[robintohood]

The anti-meta stuff has ramped up a lot more ever since those cracks in the sky showed up. Things have gotten worse in Central

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[codicies]

hey sleeper would it be weird if i started calling the eddie here "dad" bc i feel like itd be weird

like i kind of want to but i also kind of don't? what if dad back home somehow finds out? that'd crush him, right? we both know he has self-esteem issues

[definecat]

If it feels right, you should do it. We can deal with any hurt feelings when that trouble shows up.

Eddie isn't quite as delicate as you might think. Either one. Although I did spend some time bonded with your father before I met you. We had to get Venom back.

[codicies]

yeah... when you were a baby, right?

I guess you're right. I'm just paranoid that if dad ever comes here I'll make a dumb mistake and drive him away. Or I'll drive this Eddie away. I don't know.

( christmas gift )

[exasperation]

[ sleeper gets some prime catnip for christmas. and the best chewtoy on the market. ]

[robintohood]

[At some point before Christmas, a package for Sleeper arrives at the Brocks' Little Love home. Inside is a BPA-free half-gallon-sized bucket, a large box of high quality dark chocolates, and an adjustable phone tripod.

There's also a simple printed card that says "Merry Christmas - Jason"]

[A Christmas Gift]

[atypical_echo]

[A package of hand made chocolates, in the shapes of mice and birds and fish.]

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[codicies]

Hunter got hurt, me and Jason took him to a clinic to get looked at. Nico teleported us.

just FYI in case you wonder why we went upstairs and disappeared. and why theres a huge bloodstain in the safehouse.

[ and then, another text a little bit later ]

i think Jason's having a rough time this month. he already seemed kind of down and then this happens and he's gotta care for a couple kids in crisis.

if u need to spend more time with him to cheer him up I'm OK with it. it would suck to make you teleport back and forth.

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[definecat]

I'll take care of the bloodstain. You take care of your friend.

I'll probably stick around through the new year, just in case. He's just got some personal stuff to deal with. I don't think asking him to talk about it will help. It's more the kind of thing where you just need to not be alone.

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[robintohood]

[Right after Jason sends this text to Huvrye, Jason sends Sleeper a text from a burner number he would've told Sleeper is for their "book club"]

I might have dinner ready tonight. Are you free? Can pick you up if you need it

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[definecat]

We dining with anyone I might know? And a ride is always appreciated.

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[frenchkissed]

Hey…

I love you, Sleeper. A lot.

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[definecat]

So, what brought this on?

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[robintohood]

[Some time after having a long conversation with Mark, Jason sends a text to Sleeper]

Hey, can we talk in-person? When you're free

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[definecat]

I can totally squeeze you in between naps. When and where were you thinking?

[Via bond?]

[robintohood]

[Right after a melee, Jason calls out to Sleeper through their bond. It's a warning that the D'Amicos are coming back and that dinner is served if they're in the mood for it]

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[robintohood]

[Welp. Another message is sent shortly after the body disposal one. Jason needs to be fetched at a junkyard at the edge of the city. He's too injured to get back on his motorcycle]

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[chewiedout]

So weird question, if I were to start a cat cafe at some point, you know like the kind that takes in homeless cats in hopes to have people see how cute they are? Would you be willing to help me do some promotion for it?

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[definecat]

Giving homeless cats a taste of the good life is always a worthy cause. I even know some people who might be able to help with publicity. They do the photography and website support for the Descendant, but Mark and I are also working on a cat calendar for one of the rescue coalitions in Central.

Merry Ooze-mas

[robintohood]

[Figuring out what a host should give to his Klyntar partner is tricky as they can read his mind at anytime. But Jason wants to gift Sleeper something anyway as an extra sign of appreciation for all their support and companionship. Plus, he feels a little guilty for how often he needs Sleeper’s healing ability.

So for Christmas, Sleeper can find at the penthouse near one of their favorite napping spots three boxes. One is large box of gourmet dark chocolates. The second is a collection of vinyl albums by the Kinks. The third box is a vinyl record player.

In addition, Jason’s treating Sleeper to a large order of sashimi for dinner]

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[reneger]

( it's a few days after the incident, which has given jason time to both make more messes and--try to pick up others. sleeper probably gets it. )

dead bodies in houses around him is a real bad idea
in case that wasn't made obvious

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[definecat]

sorry for making things complicated.

do you still want your present?

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[mostdangerousbird]

Hey. Awkward conversation incoming but please don’t leave carcasses in other people’s apartments.