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[definecat]

You know the drill. I might get back to you. Or not. Depends on how exciting things are.

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[chewiedout]

So weird question, if I were to start a cat cafe at some point, you know like the kind that takes in homeless cats in hopes to have people see how cute they are? Would you be willing to help me do some promotion for it?

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[definecat]

Giving homeless cats a taste of the good life is always a worthy cause. I even know some people who might be able to help with publicity. They do the photography and website support for the Descendant, but Mark and I are also working on a cat calendar for one of the rescue coalitions in Central.

Merry Ooze-mas

[robintohood]

[Figuring out what a host should give to his Klyntar partner is tricky as they can read his mind at anytime. But Jason wants to gift Sleeper something anyway as an extra sign of appreciation for all their support and companionship. Plus, he feels a little guilty for how often he needs Sleeper’s healing ability.

So for Christmas, Sleeper can find at the penthouse near one of their favorite napping spots three boxes. One is large box of gourmet dark chocolates. The second is a collection of vinyl albums by the Kinks. The third box is a vinyl record player.

In addition, Jason’s treating Sleeper to a large order of sashimi for dinner]

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[reneger]

( it's a few days after the incident, which has given jason time to both make more messes and--try to pick up others. sleeper probably gets it. )

dead bodies in houses around him is a real bad idea
in case that wasn't made obvious

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[definecat]

sorry for making things complicated.

do you still want your present?

[reneger]

can't eat it yet, but i can pick it up and freeze it for later

[definecat]

k

[There's a gap between messages before the next comes through.]

That was a bit of a strong reaction.

[reneger]

we've all been around the block a few times
i'm not gonna blame him for having shit that bothers him

[definecat]

I'm aware most humans have amusing responses to food before it's been packaged in ways that don't resemble the animal they came from. That was much more extreme than normal.

[reneger]

i'm not getting into rayner's shit with you
everyone's got shit that sets them off
you just hit on his

[definecat]

Anything else I should steer clear of in the future?

[reneger]

nope
just managed to find the one thing you probably shouldn't do in front of him and did it
congrats

[definecat]

Well, I am the best cat. How many others would make sure to butcher the present first?

[reneger]

next time, just break it up into bits, package it up, and put it in the freezer
significantly less of a problem that way

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[mostdangerousbird]

Hey. Awkward conversation incoming but please don’t leave carcasses in other people’s apartments.